1.A Little Bit Ugly
I can't help it if i was, hey, if i wasn't born with a cool name
like dicky!
Alright my name is dicky barrett fromn boston massachusetts,
With me tonight is a warm-hearted human being
And a cold blooded entertainer. who is it y'all？
Hello my name is jimmy g. and i'm from nyc.
Let's bust it dicky let's do it holmes
When it starts to kick in,
And i start to kick it out
When it comes a-callin
Well i know what its all about, about
And it comes a-callin
More and more each day
And a little bit ugly now
Is what it's got to say,
Well thats ok
Little bit ugly now (3x)
Who？ what？ where？ how？
Little bit ugly now (3x)
Right now! right now!
Little bit ugly now
Little bit ugly 'cause the time is right
Little bit ugly now
Little bit ugly now tonight
When it comes a-knockin'
Outside my door
Well i let it in
Because it's been there before
Let's let it in!
And it comes a-knockin', more and more each day
And a little bit ugly now is what its got to say
And it comes a-knockin', more and more each day
And a little bit ugly now is what its got to say
When it comes around here its really nothin new
Get a little bit ugly is what its telling me to do
When it comes a knockin its really nothing new
Get a little bit ugly is what it's telling me to do
A little bit ugly now (6x)
Right now right now
A little bit ugly now
A little bit ugly 'cause the time is right
A little bit ugly now
A little bit ugly now tonight
When i'm a little bit ugly it's my kind of feeling
I'm drunk and i'm blind
And i'm a little bit ugly it's my kind of feeling
I'm outta my mind
Ah-i'm ugly (4x) little bit ugly now
A little bit ugly cuz the time is right
Little bit ugly now
Little bit ugly now tonight
Little bit ugly now (6x)
2.Devil's Night Out
Remember that night？ it seems so clear
Now he's back and i'm glad he's here
Three long years, millions of beers
But the devil is back, so girls, dry your tears
In his favorite club, in his favorite seat
Well i saw the devil, wing tip shoes on his feet,
Pork pie hat on his head, he was diggin' the beat.
And the band ripped like demons
When he screamed, 'turn on the heat!'
Well the devil was drinkin' and dancin' up a storm.
The band was so hot, my beer got warm
Just when i thought it would all cool down,
That evil motherfucker screamed 'burn this place down!'
Wouldn't know the devil if he punched them in the face
Couldn't drink a six-pack, never mind a case.
Don't know how to skateboard, that's just a fuckin' crock
Most of all, they got no balls
And don't know how to rock!
3.Do Somethin' Crazy
Do something crazy for me again,
Call me up, i need a friend
Lose your mind, just one more time
I wanna see you again.
Hey! hey! hey!...
Please look at me
I haven't been crazy since we were we
And i wanna be, i wanna be, now can't you see？
I wanna be crazy like i used to be.
So do something crazy for me again
And we'll start our crazy love again.
Do something crazy, go out of your head
Say the crazy things that you once said.
Do something crazy, give me a break
Go out of your mind, girl, for heaven's sake.
Do something crazy 'cause i know you can
I wanna see you again.
I know, i know, i know what you can do
I've seen you in action, and i know it's true.
And i was crazy at one time too
But the craziest thing i ever did was losing you (4x)
'hello... no no he's not home right now...
Hello, no bonesy's not here right now
Look i'm waiting for a phone call, just call later？'
Pick up the phone! i'm so goddamn alone
Please name the place and date
Well use the dial, it's been a while
I really just can't wait
Do something crazy come on now
Do something crazy well i want to
Do something crazy (7x) come on
4.Drunks And Children
Don't mind when it happens
No problem when i am sayin' it,
But when i lose my mind
Kick my behind
Because i hate when my mind keeps replayin' it.
I'm not braggin', and i'm not proud
I hang around a drunken crowd
We are happy, that i can say
And until we're not, i kid you not
We're gonna stay that way.
We're down, down, down,
One more day of sayin' we won't be no more,
Down, down, down,
One more good day of sayin' we won't be no more
Drinkin' the other day
I said 'i love you', you turned away
Maybe the drinkin'
It made me cry,
But i'm a happy, very happy, very happy guy
Drunks and children they tell the truth
That's just what i am, i'm drunken youth
And when i am drinkin' i don't know why
But i'm a happy, very happy, very happy guy
Sometimes when when i'm playin'
I never watch what i'm sayin'
Sometimes i lose my head
I lose my head and things get said
I never should have said
Sometimes i get housed
I get housed i get soused
And shoot off my mouth
And sometimes i can't get out
And i don't know what i'm talkin' about
You know i've made mistakes,
I've had my ups and downs
My ins and outs
My share of bad breaks
But when it's all
Been said and done
I raise my beer and i swear
'god it's been fun!'
Good god oh my god good god good god
Good god good god god it's been fun !
5.Haji
Well he was just about the baddest cat in bagdad
I mean to tell you that this cat was so bad
He was as big as a tiger, mean as a snake
And when haji got angry, the walls would shake
Haji i'm the king of the genies
Haji and shit haji i'm the king of the genies
Moved to florida, jeanie's town
To start his own business and get down
His powers concealed nobody knew
He wheeled and dealed and did what haji had to do
Haji i'm the king of the genies
Haji and shit haji i said i'm the king of the genies
Well lets go now he kicks full throttle from his bottle ladies
wall to wall
The bosstones partied with my man and man it was a ball
He kept things fired kept us wired betties, bud and booze
Bourbon in his turban and sheeba from his shoes
He busted out in a cloud of smoke he just left like he came
He's king of the genies and all that shit
But what a stupid name my story is over haji lives on
And he'll be around long after we're gone
Because genies don't die, and haji wull rule
Haji is bad b-b-b-bad and cool
Haji i'm the king of the genies
Haji and shit haji i said i'm the king of the genies
6.Hope I Never Lose My Wallet
Never lose my wallet
It would put me in a spot
Never lose my sense
At least how much i've got
Never lose my family
Never lose my friends
Never lose my youth
I hope it never ends
Hope i never lose my wallet
And hell i hope to hell
And only time will tell
I hope i never lose my mind
Or lose myself somewhere
Not too far from here
That nobody can find
Never lose my hair
I would hate to go without
Never lose direction
And wander all about
Never lose my courage
Never lose my hope
Never lose my girl
It would make it hard to cope
Hope i never lose my wallet
And last of all
Not least of all
I hope i never lose my mind
Or lose myself somewhere
Not too far from here
That nobody can find
Hope i never lose my wallet...
7.Howwhywuz, Howwhyam
I used to talk to cab drivers
Well now i just don't bother
I'd empty out my pockets
If someone asked me for a quarter.
There was a time that i'd give the time
To the old, the weak, and the weird.
I just don't know why this is so
But i've never been so scared
Am i getting older？
Are things getting harder？
I used to never cry
When i would think about my father.
The years went past so goddamn fast.
You know, i've left a lot behind
My devil could care attitute,
You know, i just can't seem to find.
And once upon a time
I never minded very much
I never let it knock me down
Or grind me out of touch
Am i getting older？
Are things getting harder？
I used to never cry
When i would think about my father.
Once i had an outlook
Different than it is
Full of dreams and schemes
It seems they just do not exist
And once i told myself
He will not be missed
Now now now i never thought that i would see the day
I'd ever feel like this
Am i getting older？
Are things getting harder？
I used to never cry
When i would think about my father.
Am i getting older？
Are things getting harder？
I used to never cry
When i would think about my father.
I used to never cry
I used to never cry
I used to never cry
When i would think about my father.
8.Patricia
I see my girl's been forced to hide
A brand new emptiness inside
I wish that i could fill the space
It's not my place to take the place
She's been hurt and she's been lost before
This loss has her alone once more
Even though my girl's alone
She stays together strong as stone
She stops my rain, she calms my storm
Miracles she can perform
I've seen tough times, she's seen me through
And always knew just what to do
So many rely on her, i'm one of them and i know it
When demons haunt inside of her she fights hard not to show it
I've seen my girl forced to take
Pain, tragedy, and much heartache
The tears she hides, the smile she fakes
And through it all, she doesn't break
I don't know where she finds the strength
I'm only glad that she can
Just when i think my girl is down
She's on her feet again
She stops my rain, she calms my storm
Miracles she can perform
I've seen tough times, she's seen me through
And always knew just what to do
So many rely on her, i'm one of them and i know it
When demons haunt inside of her she fights hard not to show it
I've seen her world before my eyes
Get filled with evil, painful, spiteful lies
Still she fights, still she tries
And she will fight until she dies
Demons haunt inside of her (3x)
Still she fights and still she tries
Demons haunt inside of her
She will fight until she dies
9.The Bartender's Song
Red sox- they're getting roasted that's for sure
Thank you sir, can i've another？
We've really grown to like each other
I like this beer, and your friendly face
I've really grown to like this place
No! no! no! no! no! no! no! this can't be the case!
Thank you sir can i have another？
We've really grown to like each other
I like this beer and your friendly face
I've really grown to like this place
No! no! no! no! no! no! no! this can't be the case!
What's this all about？ after a couple
They usually throw me out.
Maybe it's an illusion and not a bar
I'm gonna keep going i'm going good so far.
What's that drink that he has there？
No, i'll just have another beer
It's good to have a friend like you
I'm glad to see you like me, too.
No! no! no! no! no! no! no! this can't be true!
I've never been here before after a couple
They kick my ass out the door maybe it's an illusion
And not a bar i'm gonna keep going
I'm going good so far.
'hey i'll tell ya i'm pissed off,
Hey ya want another drink？
Hey buddy hey alright,
You guys are the best friends i've ever had
And thats not the alcohol talking.'
Thank you sir, can i have another？
We've really grown to like each other
I like this beer, and your friendly face
I've really grown to like this place
Thank you sir, can i have another？
We've really grown to like each other
I like this beer, and your friendly face
I've really grown to like this place
Thank you sir, can i have another？
We've really grown to like each other
I like this beer, and your friendly face
I've really grown to like this place
No! no! no! no! no! no! no! this can't be the case!
10.The Cave
In a place where comfort shouldn't be
I found comfort and tranquility
I found friends that mean so much to me,
In a place i never thought i'd be.
The cave's never
Coming down on me.
The cave really
Means so much to me
'cause the cave, it only gives
I'm glad the cave is where i live
O.k., so sometimes things get out of hand
And piece of mind is in great demand
I climb up to the top...
Look around and it all seems to stop
The cave's never coming down on me
And the cave really means so much to me
'cause the cave, it only gives
I'm glad the cave is where i live
The cave's never coming down on me
The cave really means so much to me
'cause the cave, it only gives
I'm glad the cave is where i live alright
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